Angry Marshmallow Sailor Duck

Ready to add a paranormal presence to your daily commute?

Something strange is sitting in your neighborhood, and it is hilariously cute! Bring a massive wave of cinematic nostalgia to your vehicle with this Angry Marshmallow Sailor Duck. Modeled after everyone's favorite giant, sugary menace, this duck features a plump white body and a bright orange beak. He is dressed to impress—and destroy—in a classic white sailor hat with a dark band, a blue sailor collar complete with white trim, and a charming red necktie. With his fiercely determined, angled black eyes, he looks ready to stomp through traffic!

Whether you are a die-hard fan of classic 80s paranormal comedies, a collector of unique pop-culture mashups, or looking for the ultimate conversation starter to surprise a fellow driver with for a "Jeep Ducking" gift, this puffy buddy is an absolute scream. Just remember not to cross the streams when you mount him to your dash!

Features:

• Dash-Ready Design: No proton packs required! Comes standard with a built-in preset post hole on the bottom, making vehicle dashboard mounting solid, quick, and secure.

• Perfect Proportions: Stands right in that sweet spot of 2.36 to 2.75 inches (60-70 mm) tall—giving you plenty of paranormal presence without obstructing your line of sight.

• High-Detail 3D Printing: Meticulously manufactured to capture every adorable, menacing detail, from the crisp white sailor hat to the bright red tie resting on his chest.

Don't let this sweet treat get toasted! Add this marshmallow companion to your cart and claim your dashboard today!