{"product_id":"mischevious-jester-anti-hero-duckie-copy-1","title":"Grumpy Mushroom Minion Duck","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown markdown-main-panel md-content enable-luminous-fast-follows enable-updated-hr-color stronger tutor-markdown-rendering\" style=\"--animation-duration: 400ms; --fade-animation-function: ease-out;\" id=\"model-response-message-contentr_45424afaf5ce008c\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to stomp out the competition on your daily commute? Bring a wave of retro platforming nostalgia to your vehicle with this hilarious Grumpy Mushroom Minion Duck! Modeled after everyone's favorite stomp-susceptible video game henchman, this duck is designed with a classic earthy brown finish, fiercely angled black eyebrows, and those signature little underbite fangs. He's ditched the magical plumbing pipes and is ready to patrol your dashboard! Whether you are a die-hard fan of classic side-scrolling adventures, a collector of unique pop-culture mashups, or looking for the perfect grumpy buddy to surprise a fellow driver with for a \"Jeep Ducking\" gift, this low-level minion is an absolute must-have. He makes navigating slow traffic feel like a breeze through World 1-1!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDash-Ready Design: No dodging fireballs required! Comes standard with a built-in preset post hole on the bottom, making vehicle dashboard mounting solid, quick, and secure. Perfect Proportions: Stands right in that sweet spot of 2.36 to 2.75 inches (60-70 mm) tall—giving you plenty of retro presence without obstructing your line of sight. High-Detail 3D Printing: Meticulously manufactured with high-quality, vibrant multi-color materials to capture that authentic, grumpy fungus aesthetic, complete with striking white eyes and fangs that pop in any interior lighting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDon't let this grumpy brawler wander off! Add this nostalgic companion to your cart and claim your dashboard throne today!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Kinship Concepts \u0026 Solutions","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51960963039510,"sku":"Goomba Duck","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0872\/9755\/6758\/files\/IMG_5083Medium_736f2bb6-7ddc-4ed2-ba6d-1cd56f2b58b7.jpg?v=1790169069","url":"https:\/\/www.kinshipconcepts.com\/products\/mischevious-jester-anti-hero-duckie-copy-1","provider":"Kinship Concepts \u0026 Solutions","version":"1.0","type":"link"}