{"product_id":"the-fried-chicken-clown","title":"The Fried Chicken Clown","description":"\u003cdiv dir=\"ltr\" id=\"model-response-message-contentr_16365c3d3086b709\" style=\"--animation-duration: 600ms; --fade-animation-function: linear;\" class=\"markdown markdown-main-panel tutor-markdown-rendering stronger\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown markdown-main-panel tutor-markdown-rendering stronger\" style=\"--animation-duration: 600ms; --fade-animation-function: linear;\" id=\"model-response-message-contentr_37a7f0b386a2fb83\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown markdown-main-panel tutor-markdown-rendering stronger\" style=\"--animation-duration: 400ms; --fade-animation-function: linear;\" id=\"model-response-message-contentr_e77e9c9eaada3128\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown markdown-main-panel tutor-markdown-rendering stronger\" style=\"--animation-duration: 400ms; --fade-animation-function: linear; font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif !important; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\" id=\"model-response-message-contentr_b73cd82970ce1c13\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown markdown-main-panel tutor-markdown-rendering stronger\" style=\"--animation-duration: 400ms; --fade-animation-function: linear; font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif !important; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\" id=\"model-response-message-contentr_c9a65df8110a539e\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown markdown-main-panel tutor-markdown-rendering stronger\" style=\"--animation-duration: 400ms; --fade-animation-function: linear; font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif !important; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\" id=\"model-response-message-contentr_d33baa5b5d91af18\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Cutter\" Clown – The Ultimate Roadside Attraction\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eLooking for a dashboard companion that’s a little more... depraved? Meet the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"77\"\u003e\"Cutter\" Clown\u003c\/b\u003e, the 3D-printed outlaw you didn't know you needed. Inspired by the legendary owner of the Museum of Monsters and Madmen, this duck swaps the squeak for a foul-mouthed, fried-chicken-loving stare. With his iconic patriotic top hat, smeared greasepaint, and a bucket of \"the best in the state,\" he’s ready to turn your car into a real-life Murder Ride.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eWhether you're a hardcore Firefly family fan or just want to make your passengers a little nervous, this duck is the perfect mix of cult-classic cool and collectible chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBuilt for the Ride\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eThis clown doesn't just sit around eating chicken; he’s built for your dash. This duck features a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"98\"\u003ebuilt-in preset post hole\u003c\/b\u003e, making it perfectly compatible with most standard vehicle mounts. He’ll stay securely locked in place, even if you’re speeding away from a roadside attraction (or just heading to work).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduct Specifications:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHeight:\u003c\/b\u003e Stands at a dapper \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"27\"\u003e65mm (approximately 2.5 inches)\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDetailed Design:\u003c\/b\u003e A high-definition, multi-color 3D print featuring the signature patriotic hat, red bowtie, and a miniature bucket of fried chicken.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e Printed with durable, high-quality filament that won't fade or warp, even under the Texas sun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMounting:\u003c\/b\u003e Universal post hole base for seamless integration with your vehicle mount.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy You Need Him:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHorror Legend:\u003c\/b\u003e A must-have for fans of 2000s cult-classic slasher films.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eGritty Aesthetic:\u003c\/b\u003e The smeared makeup and bearded design pop on any dashboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eConversation Starter:\u003c\/b\u003e \"Don't we make you laugh? Aren't we fuckin' funny?!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e Dashboard mount not included. Fits most standard \"duck plug\" style mounts. While he comes with a bucket, do not attempt to eat the chicken.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"KinshipConcepts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51083159437590,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0872\/9755\/6758\/files\/IMG_3090Medium_d4908a7f-66af-4ad3-9569-ef3ce4cd526f.jpg?v=1772979615","url":"https:\/\/www.kinshipconcepts.com\/fr\/products\/the-fried-chicken-clown","provider":"Kinship Concepts \u0026 Solutions","version":"1.0","type":"link"}