{"product_id":"undead-warlord-dashboard-duck-copy","title":"Eldritch Tentacle Monster Duck","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown markdown-main-panel md-content enable-luminous-fast-follows enable-updated-hr-color stronger tutor-markdown-rendering\" style=\"--animation-duration: 400ms; --fade-animation-function: ease-out;\" id=\"model-response-message-contentr_cc65cecf135a5341\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown markdown-main-panel md-content enable-luminous-fast-follows enable-updated-hr-color stronger tutor-markdown-rendering\" style=\"--animation-duration: 400ms; --fade-animation-function: ease-out;\" id=\"model-response-message-contentr_466a0258f38f907a\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to summon an ancient, unspeakable horror to your morning commute?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBring a wave of abyssal terror and dark fantasy to your vehicle with this fearsome Eldritch Tentacle Monster Duck! Modeled as a brilliant mashup of a classic rubber duckie and a legendary cosmic entity, this little Old One features a textured, sea-grey body, piercing yellow eyes, and a terrifying mass of black tentacles spilling from its bright orange beak. Complete with tiny black bat wings on its back, he has risen from the sunken depths and is ready to drive you to the brink of madness (or just through rush hour traffic)!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you are a die-hard fan of cosmic horror, a tabletop RPG cultist, or looking for the ultimate spooky surprise to gift a fellow driver for \"Jeep Ducking,\" this eldritch buddy is an absolute critical hit. He makes navigating through the daily grind feel like an epic, sanity-testing quest!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDash-Ready Design:\u003c\/b\u003e No dark rituals or cult chants required! Comes standard with a built-in preset post hole on the bottom, making vehicle dashboard mounting solid, quick, and secure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePerfect Proportions:\u003c\/b\u003e Stands right in that sweet spot of 2.36 to 2.75 inches (60-70 mm) tall—giving you plenty of mythical presence without obstructing your line of sight on the road.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHigh-Detail 3D Printing:\u003c\/b\u003e Meticulously manufactured with high-quality materials to capture the eerie, bumpy skin textures, the sweeping black facial tentacles, and the tiny black wings that look frighteningly good in any interior lighting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDon't let this cosmic horror slip back into the abyss! Add this eldritch companion to your cart and claim your enchanted dashboard today!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"KinshipConcepts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51858668486934,"sku":"Cthulhu Duck","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0872\/9755\/6758\/files\/IMG_5004Medium.jpg?v=1789134167","url":"https:\/\/www.kinshipconcepts.com\/es\/products\/undead-warlord-dashboard-duck-copy","provider":"Kinship Concepts \u0026 Solutions","version":"1.0","type":"link"}