{"product_id":"the-eccentric-patriarch","title":"The Eccentric Patriarch","description":"\u003cdiv dir=\"ltr\" id=\"model-response-message-contentr_16365c3d3086b709\" style=\"--animation-duration: 600ms; --fade-animation-function: linear;\" class=\"markdown markdown-main-panel tutor-markdown-rendering stronger\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown markdown-main-panel tutor-markdown-rendering stronger\" style=\"--animation-duration: 600ms; --fade-animation-function: linear;\" id=\"model-response-message-contentr_37a7f0b386a2fb83\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown markdown-main-panel tutor-markdown-rendering stronger\" style=\"--animation-duration: 400ms; --fade-animation-function: linear;\" id=\"model-response-message-contentr_e77e9c9eaada3128\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown markdown-main-panel tutor-markdown-rendering stronger\" style=\"--animation-duration: 400ms; --fade-animation-function: linear; font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif !important; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\" id=\"model-response-message-contentr_b73cd82970ce1c13\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown markdown-main-panel tutor-markdown-rendering stronger\" style=\"--animation-duration: 400ms; --fade-animation-function: linear; font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif !important; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\" id=\"model-response-message-contentr_c9a65df8110a539e\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown markdown-main-panel tutor-markdown-rendering stronger\" style=\"--animation-duration: 400ms; --fade-animation-function: linear; font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif !important; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\" id=\"model-response-message-contentr_d33baa5b5d91af18\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Eccentric Patriarch – The Ultimate Macabre Mascot\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eLooking for a dashboard companion that’s a little more... \"Cara Mia\"? Meet the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"79\"\u003eEccentric Patriarch\u003c\/b\u003e, the 3D-printed gentleman you didn't know you needed. Inspired by the world’s most romantic and sword-savvy head of the household, this duck swaps the squeak for a thirst for life (and all things grim). With his perfectly groomed handlebar mustache, sharp black suit, and signature red power tie, he’s ready to turn your car into a \"Family\" heirloom.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eWhether you're a fan of classic spooky sitcoms or just want a dashboard guardian who lives for the thrill of the hunt, this duck is the perfect mix of Victorian class and collectible charm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBuilt for the Duel\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eThis patriarch doesn't just sit in the parlor; he’s built for your dash. This duck features a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"94\"\u003ebuilt-in preset post hole\u003c\/b\u003e, making it perfectly compatible with most standard vehicle mounts. He’ll stay securely locked in place, even if you’re fencing in the foyer (or just navigating a tight parking garage).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduct Specifications:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHeight:\u003c\/b\u003e Stands at a sophisticated \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"34\"\u003e60mm (approximately 2.4 inches)\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDetailed Design:\u003c\/b\u003e A high-definition, multi-color 3D print featuring the signature slicked-back hair, prominent mustache, and formal \"tuxedo\" aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e Printed with durable, high-quality filament that won't fade or warp, even under the brightest moon (or sun).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMounting:\u003c\/b\u003e Universal post hole base for seamless integration with your vehicle mount.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy You Need Him:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSpooky Icon:\u003c\/b\u003e A must-have for fans of the most devoted husband in television history.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDapper Aesthetic:\u003c\/b\u003e The crisp black suit and pop of red bring \"Old World\" elegance to any interior.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eConversation Starter:\u003c\/b\u003e \"Full of passion, he's the master of his domain... and your dashboard.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e Dashboard mount not included. Fits most standard \"duck plug\" style mounts. Explosive train sets sold separately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"KinshipConcepts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51083161108758,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0872\/9755\/6758\/files\/IMG_3102Medium.jpg?v=1772979887","url":"https:\/\/www.kinshipconcepts.com\/es\/products\/the-eccentric-patriarch","provider":"Kinship Concepts \u0026 Solutions","version":"1.0","type":"link"}